TEN TOP REASONS NOT TO SLEEP WITH DAVID LETTERMAN (hat tip to peep)
10. There's no proven correlation between longevity as a late-night host and stamina in bed.
9. There are sexier guys from Indiana. Pick anyone.
8. Conan O'Brien is funnier.
7. "Not now, honey, I'm watching myself on TV" is headache-inducing.
6. Drooling over Drew Barrymore is best done in private. On national TV, it's just sick.
5. He's married. Not to mention, a dad.
4. He's also broke, in case Mrs. Letterman is feeling in a divorcing mood today.
3. He sucks at saying sorry.
2. Before a grand jury, a guy has to name names.
(drumroll)
And the No. 1 reason not to sleep with David Letterman is:
1. Who wants to hear Sarah Palin say, "I told you so"? (haha, I do)
Bonus point: His 80-plus-year- old mom would thank you.
Slimeball Dave, next time DON'T FOOL WITH SARAH!! Kudos to Karma.
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